Pause for laughter

Nothing. I have nothing to say.

So here I am, quoting others, who have said things so much better than I ever can! Here are some pause and laugh out loud quotes from some friends of my soberest hours.

“One cries because one is sad. I cry because others are stupid, and that makes me sad.” ~ Sheldon Cooper.

“The only thing to do with good advice is to pass it on. It is never of any use to oneself.” ~ Oscar Wilde

“My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She’s ninety-seven now, and we don’t know where the hell she is.” ~ Ellen DeGeneres

“Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?” ~ Robin Williams

“An original idea. That can’t be too hard. The library must be full of them.” ~ Stephen Fry

“I like to juggle with one ball at a time. Then I put the ball down and do nothing for extended periods of time.” ~ Rowan Atkinson

Who do you turn to when you need to tickle yourself?

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